STAY TUNED FOR AN ALL NEW ANGIE RANTS BLOG!
I’m bringing back the old stuff from 2001 to 2007 because I was suppose to get a reality show I took them down and after rereading are AWESOME! I have to figure out how to use this damn new blog which for not having worked for 15 years is painstaking. I don’t know why my web provider changed blogs but it is now harder than ever because I can blog from my stupid phone… Really?
In a couple of days we’ll have “Angie’s List” my opinions that are always right on gear, guides, and random stuff. I also will do a tell all about the idiots you all tune into on the radio for advice. The dirt about their “OUTDOOR BACKGROUNDS”. Really, take advice from a farm girl with her own elk herd as pets or dudes that live in housing developments that have to pay for their hunts. PATHETIC…
Also, tips on how to do the Florida Keys the right way, hog hunts and I got a friend in Idaho with a private plane and 40 acres full of turkeys and monster mulies! See the above radio reference. Oh, and we’ll visit one of Angie’s old dream team steelheaders, Chappy in Colorado wherever the heck Ponderosa Pass is.
And yes, I’m going there. Ever go to Forks, WA and visit the In Place? Fork’s most awesome restaurant. Well, Angie has a story to tell about one of the most INSANE women she’s ever met. We’ll just nickname her “Crackhead Naomie”. She’s 25 years old and looks like she fell asleep in a tanning bed or is the daughter of the Crypt Keeper! Really bitch? Tell everyone I don’t know how to hunt and I’m leasing my 30 acre farm? You would all of loved it when I head locked her in a booth and forced her to look at all my dead animals on my phone. BTW Mansfield, you don’t even want to know what she said about Meghan.
OH AND I’M NOT GUIDING THIS YEAR. I HAVE FARM CHORES TO DO AND MY BARN NEEDS PAINTING, MY BLUEBERRIES NEED LOVING AND I’M BURNING THE MESS SOME ASSHOLE LOGGERS MADE OF MY PASTURE. OH AND FINALLY GETTING MY BOOK PUBLISHED SO I CAN PAY FOR THE ABOVE!
TOOTLES AND GOBBLE GOBBLE GOBBLE